Parent's Bragging Rights

As if the traditional "My Kid Made the Honor Roll...Proud Parent" bumper stickers aren't annoying enough, now there are parents who feel left out of the bumper sticker achievers club and are therefore resorting to this, which really reads "My Kid was Too Dumb to Make the Honor Roll...Period." This couldn't fit on a bumper sticker, therefore "Proud Parent...Period" was created for all those soccer moms who feel left out of the bragging rights society that is held every Saturday at the sidelines of their kid's games....who is most likely riding the pine while the honor roll students dominate the field...but don't worry, because the are a "Proud Parent...Period."

(Please pardon the finger obstruction in the bottom right).