Friday, October 1, 2010

Naked Cowboy Really Setting Stage for Presidency

"Today, in defense of individual liberty, I am announcing my canidacy for the 2012 election for the Office of the President of the United States of America." - The Naked Cowboy.

And just like that it all makes sense....All those years strumming that guitar, barring his patriotic decorated set of booty shorts for all the world to see...who knew the fabled Naked Cowboy was just setting the stage for his presidential candidacy. Does he finally have enough tourist money to go through with a campaign, and if so will his name appear as follows First name "Naked Cowboy" Last name? If he does not do this I fear people will not know him by his birth name.

He may be brighter than we think on his site ( the gent claims to spend at least 4 hours a day reading and writing....about 1/2 of what most Americans do during their 8 hour work day. Oh and wait a minute....he reads no less than 50 books a year.

I think America finally has a president we can agree all get behind. I can just see rallies now...supporters all sporting the famous patriotic booty shorts....

If only the Naked Cowboy can swindle Sarah Palin onto his ticket as VP....then I think the White House will finally see its dream team....

The official public announcment will come 10/6/10 in Times Square, but for now you can check out to start researching the potential future father of our country....(with this news I think I finally realize things have gone a bit down hill in the US).

CNN Naked Cowboy Article

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